LISTEN: Coronavirus Song Gives a Laugh In Global Panic

March 10, 2020

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Irish singer/songwriter Andy Conway has released a funny acoustic ballad perfect for the turbulent time in the world; "Don't Sneeze on Me Ye Gobshite (Coronavirus Song),"

The frank lyrics about self-quarantine include the lines, "Don't sneeze on me ye gobshite/ Don't ya cough on me ye fool/ Lock yourself away until it's gone/ Don't ya breathe on me ye bollocks/ Get the f---er outta pool/ You'll have us all infected we'll be done."

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Written by Clint Drieberg

Radio Producer, Programmer and Writer. Showbiz Reporter & Interviewer. Based in Ireland. Heard and seen worldwide.

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